I’m going to make a Facebook group for your ass.
“I could do this. You are very tolerable actually. You are the most tolerable one for now”.
“I’m just really not into condoms. I think you should let fate decide.”
“Is it OK if I give my mom your email address? It would just be easier that way.”
“I knew what you looked like naked the minute we met. Guys are very good at that.”
“Shit, am I talking about the Little Mermaid too much?”
“I hope we can be more than facebook friends one day?”
“This is how I want to picture you—sprawled out and satisfied.”
“I’m a Marine. I’m made to drink and fight and fuck.”
